Lawyer Language

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When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the lawyer
writes:
"Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any
and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is
incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of
otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."




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