LIER LIER MONEY ON FIRE

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A LAWYER SETS A FIRE AT HIS MANSION ON ACCIDENT HE CALLS A FIREMAN ITS EITHER SAVE HIS WIFE OR MONEY THE FIREMAN SAYS ITS OBVIOUS WHICH ONE TO SAVE SO HE COUNTS TO 3 AND RUN THE OPISETTE WAY THEY SAY WAT ARE U DOING THE FIRE MAN SAYS SAVING UR WIFE THE LAWYER SAYS SCREW HER I SCREWED OVER 39 MEN FOR MY MONEY AND SOME HOW WALKS OUT WIT 100 EXTRA DOLLARS FROM THE FIRE AND THE FIREMAN SAYS WERE DID U GET THAT EXTRA MONEY THE LAWYER SAYS I SUED THE FIRE BANKRUPT AND COUNTS OF HIS 30TH MAN ON HIS MEN IVE SCREWED LIST




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