Judges deliberations on a paternity suit

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Everyone in the courtroom waited with great anticipation as the judge,
ensconced in his chambers, considered the evidence in the widely publicized
paternity suit. Emerging after a long deliberation, the brooding magistrate
entered the courtroom and took his seat behind the bench. Staring at the
defendent, he suddenly reached into his robes, withdrew a cigar, and with a
flourish handed it to the young man.
"Congratulations," the judge declared, "you've just become a father."




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