In Court

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Q: Was it you or your brother that died in the war?

Q: Was it only you or were you alone?

Q: I'm showing you evidence number three, and I'm asking if you
recognize this picture?
A: Yes, that's me.
Q: And were you present when it was taken?

Q: So you were gone until you come back?

Q: How did your first marriage end?
A: By death.
Q: And whose death was that?

Q: Can you describe the person?
A: He was tall and had a beard.
Q: Was it a man or a woman?

Q: Doctor, before the autopsy, did you check for the pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check the blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check if the patient was breathing?
A: No.
Q: So you mean that the patient could still have been alive when
you started the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure?
A: Because his brain was in a glass jar at my desk.
Q: But could the patient still be alive?
A: It is possible that he could be alive and working as a lawyer
somewhere, yes.




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