I Got Him!

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A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a
courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking
along the road. The truck driver made it a
practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.

One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a
ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer
walking along the side of the road.

Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he
remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump"
and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.

He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that
lawyer."

And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."




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