How America Works

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Let's see if I understand how America works lately...

If a woman burns her thighs on a hot coffee she was holding in
her lap while driving, she blames the retaurant.

If your teenage son kills himself, you blame rock and roll music
or the musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs of cigarettes a day for forty years and
you die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco companies.

If your teenage daughter gets pregnant by the football captain,
you blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbour crashes his car into a tree while driving home
drunk, you blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up
heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing
clean needles.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame
television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun
manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill
the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world anymore, so
if I die while I am parked in front of this computer, I want you
to blame Bill Gates. Ok?




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