Hell

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A lawyer is standing at the gates to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his
sins:
1. Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they
were guilty;
2. Defending an obviously guilty murderer because the fee was high;
3. Overcharging fees to many clients;
4. Prosecuting an innocent woman because a scapegoat was needed in a
controversial case;
5. ...
And the list goes on for quite awhile. The lawyer objects and begins to
argue his case. He admits all of these things, but argues, "Wait, I've done some
charity stuff in my life also." St. Peter looks in his book and says, "Oh yes, I
see. Once you gave a dime to a panhandler and once you gave an extra nickel to
the shoeshine boy, correct?" The lawyer gets a smug look on his face and
replies, "Yes, yes!" St. Peter turns to the angel next to him and whispers,
"Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to hell!"




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