Glass of Water



One night a father sent his kid to bed.Five minutes later the boy screamed,''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''''No. You had your chance,'' said the father.A minute later the boy screamed,''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''''No. You had your chance.The next time you ask, I'm going to come up there and give you a good spanking!'' said the Dad.Two minutes later the boy screamed,''Dad! When you come up to spank mecan you bring me a glass or water?''




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