FRIVILOUS LAW SUITS BY US JAILBIRDS

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A Virginia inmate tried to sue him for $5 million on the grounds that he had
gotten drunk and caused himself to violate his religious beliefs by committing a
crime. Because he had no money, he wanted the state to pay the $5 million.
A San Quentin death row inmate sued California, claiming his civil rights were
violated because his packages were sent via UPS rather than the U.S. Postal
Service.
An Oklahoma inmate alleged his religious freedoms were violated but could not
say just how, because the main tenet of his faith was that all its practices
were secret.
A Nevada inmate sued when he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter at the
Nevada State Prison canteen and received one chunky and one creamy.
An Ohio inmate sued for being denied possession of soap on a rope.
A convicted New York rapist sued the state, claiming he lost sleep and
suffered headaches and chest pains after being given a "defective haircut" by an
unqualified barber.
An Oklahoma inmate sued because he was forced to listen to country music.
An Arizona inmate sued when he was not invited to a pizza party that prison
employees held for a guard leaving his job.
A Colorado con sued for early release because "everyone knows a con only
serves about three years of a 10-year sentence."
An Indiana prisoner sued because he wanted to obtain Regain for his baldness.




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