Elderly spinster

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An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told thereceptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a willprepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office. The woman replied, "You must understand, I've lived alone all mylife, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would itbe possible for the lawyer to come to my house?"The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and he wentto the spinster's home for the meeting to discuss her estate andthe will.The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me whatyou have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributedunder your will?"She replied, "Besides the furniture and accessories you see here,I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank.""Tell me," the lawyer asked, "how would you like the $40,000 tobe distributed?"The spinster said, "Well, as I've told you, I've lived a reclusive life, people have hardly ever noticed me, so I'd like them to notice when I pass on. I'd like to provide $35,000 for my funeral."The lawyer remarked, "Well, for $35,000 you will be able to havea funeral that will certainly be noticed and will leave a lastingimpression on anyone who may not have taken much note of you! But tell me," he continued, what would you like to do with theremaining $5,000?"The spinster replied, "As you know, I've never married, I've lived alone almost my entire life, and in fact I've never slept with a man. I'd like you to use the $5,000 to arrange for a man to sleep with me.""This is a very unusual request," the lawyer said, adding, "butI'll see what I can do to arrange it and get back to you."That evening, the lawyer was at home telling his wife about theeccentric spinster and her weird request. After thinking abouthow much she could do around the house with $5,000, and with abit of coaxing, she got her husband to agree to provide the service himself. She said, "I'll drive you over tomorrow morning, and wait in the car until you're finished."The next morning, she drove him to the spinster's house and waited while he went into the house. She waited for over an hour, but her husband didn't come out. So she blew the car horn.Shortly, the upstairs bedroom window opened, the lawyer stuck hishead out and yelled, "Pick me up tomorrow, she's going to let theCounty bury her!"




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