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A man walking on the beach found an empty bottle. He picked up the bottle
and a genie popped out. "You have freed me from that bottle," said the
genie. "I will grant you three wishes, but for every wish you make every
lawyer in the world gets doubled of what you wished for."

"OK," said the man. "For my first wish I want to have 10 million dollars."
"Remember now, every lawyer has just received 20 million dollars." "No
problem!"

"For my second wish I want a brand new car." "Remember now every lawyer in
the world has just recived 2 brand new cars."

"And for my third wish I want to donate a kidney."




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