Defending a Beastial

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A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality."I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbour, began his testimony."I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jed's pecker."The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat will do that."




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