Defendant in Court

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Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the court?"

Judge: "Of course."

Defendant: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?"

Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail."

Defendant: "What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"

Judge: "I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking."

Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch."




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