Blind Rabbit and Blind Snake

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A blind rabbit and a blind snake bumped into each other while
traveling through the forest.

Blind rabbit: Excuse me, but I am blind. I intended no offense.

Blind snake: No problem, I am also blind. What kind of animal
are you?

Blind rabbit: I don't know. I have never seen myself. What kind
of animal are you?

Blind snake: I don't know either. Why don't we do each other a
favor. I will feel you and tell you what kind of animal you are,
and then you will do the same for me.

They both agreed so the blind snake slithered up and down the
blind rabbit's body, and was able to determine what the blind
rabbit was.

Blind snake: I have good news for you. You are warm, and fuzzy.
You have a furry little tale, and long soft ears. You must be
bunny rabbit.

The blind rabbit was very happy and then began feeling the blind
snake.

Blind rabbit: I have bad news for you. You're low to the ground,
you're slimy, and you have a forked tongue. You're long and
thin, and you feel just like a pecker without balls. You're a
lawyer.




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