Assholes!



A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!"

A man at the front of the bar stands up and says "Hey! I resent that!"

So the first man asks, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

"NO! I'm an asshole!"

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis




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