Red haired schoolteacher

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The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. 'Well, we're a mite crowded, siknce there's already someone in the spare room,' replied the farmer. 'But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the bed with a red haired schoolteacher.''Look,' said the tourist, 'I want you to know I'm a gentleman.''Well,' mused the farmer, 'as far as I can tell, so is the red haired schoolteacher.'




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