All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed.
Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?"
"No," said the burglar.
"That's funny," the boy said to himself. "I could have sworn I heard a noise!"
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