A man took his Rottweiler to the vet

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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, 'My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?' 'Well, ' said the vet 'let's have a look at him' The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. 'Well, ' says the vet 'I'm going to have to put him down. ' 'Just because he's cross-eyed?' say's the man. 'No, because he's heavy, ' says the vet.



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